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Scrubbers

I think one reason I love scrubs so much is because not only is it funny but its also relevant and Poignant but because there is an inner monolouge to the show and i have an inner monolouge. Mine has a tendancy to sound like my blog rather than something as funny as scrubs but then again i don't have team of writers doing my inner monlogue.
My inner monolouge is like the subtext to a msn conversation, the stuff you put in brackets.

So here are some scrubs quotes that i collected while i should have been studying....

enjoy




Dr. Cox: Relationships don't work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something. [shot of J.D and Elliot facing each other... Elliot walks away with neither of them saying a word]

Dr. Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.
Turk: What?
Dr. Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.
Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls.

Danni Sullivan: Love "The Fugitive". Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?
J.D.: Harrison Ford, hands down. [the girls look at him]
J.D.: ...But you were probably talking to Carla. I'm having such a gay day!
Carla: *Day*?

Chris Turk: Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because my pants would already be off!


Elliot: Well isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.

J.D. plans to go out with a woman whose husband is in a coma]
Carla: I can't believe you, Bambi!
Chris Turk: She is so right, man.
Elliot: What are you thinking?
Dr. Cox: [shaking his head] Oh, Rin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin! [J.D. shoots up out of his seat] J.D.: Shut up, shut up, shut up and shut up, okay? Who are you people to give me advice about anything? All you do is bitch about your relationships all day long.
[to Dr. Cox] J.D.: And you know what? Glare all you want, Big Dog, okay? Because I'm not afraid of you. "Oh, no, Jordan's only paying attention to the baby". That must be so hard for Dr. Look-At-Me, isn't it?
[shouts] J.D.: Look at meeee!
[to Carla and Turk] J.D.: And you two, you're arguing ever since you got engaged, wow, you're probably the first couple that's ever done that "ever". It can't be that you're just scared, is it? [to Elliot] J.D.: And you, you know what? Let's just forget for one second that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone, because for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage a relationship from the outside, it really is. Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, is while I'm sitting at home staring at the ceiling just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are.

J.D.: It's hard to take positive steps, when you've burned the bridge you got to walk across.

J.D.: Dr. Cox..
Dr. Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'.
J.D.: See ya.

Paul Flowers: Sometimes it feels like you're holding back.
Elliot: Of course I'm holding back, I'm insane you idiot. Remember the other day when you told me I had pit-stains, well I have cried every fifteen minutes on the half-hour since you told me that. I am racked with self-doubt, I have panic attacks, I'm claustrophobic, germ-phobic, phobia-phobic. I talk to myself, I talk to my cats, I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice and, yesterday, when that stupid, pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves I almost killed the guy who's leg I was stitching up because I couldn't stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks. Why a box of steaks? 'Cos my Dad had an affair with a female butcher and, as I mentioned before, I am insane. There, I opened up, are you happy?

J.D.: Because nothing sucks worse than feeling alone, no matter how many people are around.

Carla: What are you guys talking about?
Chris Turk: Nothing, guy talk.
J.D.: Bitches and Hoes.

J.D.: [thinking] Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once. [to Turk]
J.D.: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

J.D.: But in the end, the most important thing to accept is that no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be, with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too

Chris Turk: Awww... Where's my lucky Tabasco rag?
J.D.: Why don't you use Power Rangers?
Chris Turk: How are Power Rangers as lucky as Tabasco?
J.D.: Do you remember when communications with Zordon went down and the Megazord was destroyed?
Chris Turk: How did I miss that episode? Oh, right. I was making love to a woman!
J.D.: Power Rangers ho!

Elliot: J.D., I really don't wanna do this. Can't we just go home, and put on our PJ's, and watch "Grey's Anatomy"?
J.D.: Oh, I do love that show. It's like they've been watching our lives and then just put it on TV.

posted by Super_Hot_Mel @ 2:57 pm